@cardibeenow
Ethereum gas receipt longer than your ex’s apology.
SHE PUT THE BBL IN BLOCKCHAIN
CARDI BEE
Wanting a Pump
$CARDIBEE runs the Whooping Ass Presale with Big Bee Liquidity. She skips follow-up questions.
REGULAR DEGULAR ON-CHAINUGLY CRYPTO STAYS BROKEBBL > TVLTHE HIVE HAS RECEIPTS
THE HONEY COUNTER IS OPEN
BUY THE BEE.
FEED THE BBL.
Whooping Ass Presale on Solana. Pay with SOL, USDC, or USDT. Wanting a pump? Fill the BBL.
- Supply
- 100,000,000 $CARDIBEE
- Raise
- $111,000 hard cap
- Price
- $0.00555 sale · $0.00666 list
- Chain
- Solana · SPL mint
THE HONEY SPLITSupply split. Totals 100%.
- Burn53%
- Presale20%
- LP tokens7%
- CEX7%
- Hive / DAO11%
- Team2%
42%of the raise seeds locked Solana LP$46.6K
MEMECONOMICS100 million cheeks.
100 million cheeks.
One public honey split.
Burn 53% of supply. Sell 20% in the raise. Cap CEX at 7% and team at 2%. Put 42% of raised cash ($46,620) into locked Solana LP with 7M tokens so list opens near $0.00666. Token pie and cash receipt use different math.
Examine the thicchness
Proof of not being dumb.
Check contract controls, official addresses, and the supply split before you buy. One official site. One set of receipts.
Open verification protocol
THE CREATOR FUNDMake memes.
Make memes.
Pay creators.
Raid the timeline.
The Hive treasury pays creator commissions and community stunts. The funniest pitch gets the honey.
*APY means Absolutely Parody, Yes. It offers no yield.
THE BIRDS AND THE BEES GOT LIQUIDITYTHE BULLS
THE BULLS
AND THE BEES.
Mother of four. Mother of the bull market.
“Why does the Hive expect a green candle? ’Cause we keep f**kin’ buying.”
Cardi Bee births memes and grows the BBL while regular degular tokens play safe.
AM I THE DRAMA?Your portfolio brought the drama.
Current events show up as parody. No price forecast. No celebrity endorsement.
OUR ENEMY
Ugly crypto.
Ugly crypto sells low-float VC coins under forty-page whitepapers and bank-app logos. Cardi Bee sells the joke in plain sight, then lets the Hive own it.
A community reaction factory.
The Hive turns each candle into a Cardi Bee reaction before the chart cools.
@hivepaparazzi2 sec
One green candle moved and the doubters have “been here since day one.”
@cardibee3 sec
The token claims “utility” without explaining the chart.
Fanvue funds
the Honeyback.
Cardi Bee runs as a labeled fictional AI parody creator. The team publishes eligible payouts and sends 50% of net creator proceeds to the Honeyback reserve after counsel review.
OPENPHASE 01
Open Cardi Bee After Dark
Launch a labeled fictional AI parody account with twelve posts ready on day one. The account claims no celebrity link and uses no copied media.
50%PHASE 02
Publish every payout
After each payout, publish Fanvue creator earnings after platform fees, refunds or chargebacks, and the required tax reserve. Send 50% to the Honeyback reserve and fund production from the other half.
ONCHAINPHASE 03
Prove the Honeyback
Counsel reviews the program before purchases begin. Each buy posts a transaction link and token destination. Buyers get no fixed date, price target, or promised market effect.
WHOOPING ASS PRESALE
Wanting a pump?
Connect a Solana wallet, fill the BBL, and join the Hive before the $111,000 hard cap fills.
CardiBee
everywhere.
Follow the official CardiBeeWap accounts. Unofficial parody. Not Cardi B.